It's Only an Obsession

osheamobile: handtosondheim: scriblonza: i-cant-i-have-rehearsal: elderpooptarts: divawithanunsp...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:06:21 -0400

handtosondheim:

scriblonza:

i-cant-i-have-rehearsal:

elderpooptarts:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

“TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY”

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

“There is a castle on a cloud…”

*holds broom horizontally*

“Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!”

*sweeps broom angrily*

“IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!”

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

*hits broom handle on the ground and tap dances* LOOK AT ME! IM THE KING OF NEW YORK!

*gently places broom against a wall* I’m the belle of the ball in my own little corner!

*broom starts dancing of its own accord*
BE.
OUR.
GUEST!

so apparently musicals have a thing for brooms huh

we all love a sweeping musical number

an-actual-lion: Hey everybody guess what I learned today So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:58:17 -0400

an-actual-lion:

Hey everybody guess what I learned today

So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide Simba’s singing voice (something I was already aware of)

You wanna know what else this guy is known for?

Ya Know;;; Toto, the guys who are responsible for the hit song Africa

*DRUMS AND RAIN INTENSIFIES*

whatspeaksofter: cobaltdays: dankestmemestealer: Me on my way...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:52:54 -0400

whatspeaksofter:

cobaltdays:

dankestmemestealer:

Me on my way to eat your ass

Was that caption really necessary

IDK, but the music was

leesh: leesh: she really wasn’t kidding about johns...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:22:09 -0400

leesh:

leesh:

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

the saga continues

hersheywrites: trappunzelll: imaginebackwards: keoooooooo: ja...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:21:26 -0400

hersheywrites:

trappunzelll:

imaginebackwards:

keoooooooo:

jatel0:

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/

http://www.eknigu.com/

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

momentsbymarcus

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

ashleythejohnsons: ‘We use the words “genius” and “awesome” so...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:16:47 -0400

ashleythejohnsons:

_{‘We use the words “genius” and “awesome” so much, we forget how powerful they are.’}

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:15:10 -0400

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:23:41 -0400

audreyii-fic:because everyone should see this

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:30:36 -0400

audreyii-fic:

because everyone should see this

Trump won't stop tearing up official papers so the White House archives employ a staff to tape them back together for the National Archives

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:23:19 -0400

kathereal:

stopholdingontoair:

teratomatastic:

randomthingsthatilike123:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Trump is notorious for his “filing system”: when he is finished with a piece of paper, he tears it into tiny pieces and throws it away, which is fine if you’re a CEO (maybe), but is radioactively illegal under the Presidential Records Act, because the President works for the public, and is required by law to archive their official papers and save them for public scrutiny.

White House staffers gave up on trying to explain this to Trump, who just kept on tearing up everything, from official letters from Senators to letters from constituents to notes and other paperwork.

The staffers – paid nearly $70,000 year – ended up with full-time jobs retrieving scraps of paper from Trump’s trash-can and piecing them back together with clear tape so they can be filed in the National Archives. Some of these staffers were eventually fired; they’ve spoken to Politico about their year in the Trump administration as paper-tapers.

https://boingboing.net/2018/06/11/presidential-records-act.html

i thought this was satire considering the topic and the site is called boing boing but no Politico also covered this. this is real.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/10/trump-papers-filing-system-635164

IMAGINE IMPEACHING A PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE CANT STOP DOING SOMETHING I TRAINED MY PUPPY TO STOP IN 2 WEEKS.

Woooooow

nickbonino: klleyoharas: harold, they’re lesbians people are...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:20:28 -0400

nickbonino:

klleyoharas:

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven

i’m a lesbian, carl

don’t be a transphobe, chad

we support the gays, david

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

the real infinity stones

starshapes: bob-belcher: SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:05:28 -0400

starshapes:

bob-belcher:

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:34:39 -0400

thecheesyllama: thegestianpoet: this is it..where i hold the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:40:50 -0400

thecheesyllama:

thegestianpoet:

this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:29:08 -0400

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

hate2breakittoya: “you just want all the female characters you like to be lesbians” yes?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:17:48 -0400

hate2breakittoya:

“you just want all the female characters you like to be lesbians” yes?

singwhenyoucantspeak: tatianathevampireslayer: i-wouldnt-know: tatianathevampireslayer: Friendly...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:35:40 -0400

singwhenyoucantspeak:

tatianathevampireslayer:

i-wouldnt-know:

tatianathevampireslayer:

Friendly reminder that the following Latina women are not straight:
Rosario Dawson
Gina Rodriguez
Demi Lovato
Feel free to add

Stephanie Beatriz

I’m a fool I really wasn’t thinking when I made this post

Sara Ramirez

a-singular-canadian: saphire-dance: uppityfemale: If people...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:35:08 -0400

a-singular-canadian:

saphire-dance:

uppityfemale:

If people don’t think women’s bodies are being controlled, they aren’t looking hard enough.

In contrast my husband got a vasectomy and no one even once suggested I might have an opinion on that.

ok so lemme take a minute here to just be fucking mad as all hell.

I don’t like to butt in on people’s posts, lord knows I don’t like starting shit but lemme take a second to tell y'all about getting ur lady bits put out of comission.

I, at the age of 12 years, was diagnosed with PCOS. For you that don’t know what that is, PCOS, or Poly-Cystic Ovarian Syndrome, is a LIFELONG medical condition where groups of cysts grow on your ovaries causing the production of female hormones in your body to go batshit nuts and cause a whole sideshow of different symptoms such as but not limited to:

Irregular cardiac function (it’s a scary time)

severe weight gain and trouble losing weight (i may eat healthy and work out daily but until I was down to 1-2 meals a day of spinach i wasn’t losing weight)

severe adolescent acne, and adult acne

extra hair on the face, chest, arms, legs, thumbs, belly and back (I shave my face everyday before class and usually before I go to bed)

thinning hair on the scalp due to an excess of male hormones

irregular or no periods

HEAVY periods

EXTREME PERIOD PAIN

depression and anxiety

pelvic pain

increased risk for type 2 diabetes

Increased for all female reproductive cancers due to infrequency of periods

Now, TMI, but I recently had my first period in 6 FUCKING YEARS. Due to the nature of PCOS generally when you have a period it’s because one of the cysts on your ovaries has burst releasing a flood of hormones into your system as well as built up toxins. Basically, when I had mine my body went into full on panic mode, nausea and vomiting, extreme fatigue, mood swings like you wouldn’t believe, my body went from being relatively alright to the cliffs of fucking Gallipoli in an hour flat. The kicker was on top of all that I had cramping so bad I actually blacked out.

Given that I know this is likely to happen again before I reach menopause, I decided to book an appointment with my local Planned Parenthood (applaud those lovely people and what they do) to see what my options were to make sure it never happens again. After telling me about various hormonal treatments they could prescribe me (not pills but IUDs shots and various other things) I asked them if it was possible for me to get a partial hysterectomy. A partial hysterectomy removes the uterus but keeps the ovaries so that they still are able to produce estrogen. The lady I had the appointment with looked at me with a look of the utmost pity and told me that unfortunately due to my age there would be likely no chance for any doctor to do it. When I pressed her on the topic she said that the most common excuse doctors will give you for it is that you’re too young, you might change your mind and want to have children later in life.

Now I dunno if y’all reading this are currently seeing anything wrong with this scenario here but I was told that I, someone who can’t have kids, doesn’t want kids, has never wanted kids, and would be put at severe risk of life threatening complications, have to have had children before anyone would consider giving me a surgery that not only would undoubtedly improve the quality of my life but also remove

Well, knowing that I wouldn’t be able to get a referral from her during the appointment, I went home and decided to research this bullshit. Turns out that there is something commonly evoked when women want to have any part of their reproductive system put out of commission called the three child rule. Basically if you are young, doctors usually wont let you get either a hysterectomy or a partial hysterectomy UNLESS you have already had three children.

HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE FOR A WHOLE SECOND AND THINK ABOUT THIS

By most doctors standards, YOU are REQUIRED as a woman to PHYSICALLY GIVE BIRTH to at least 3 CHILDREN before you are able to have any of your reproductive system removed or decommissioned.

And that isn’t even the worst part of it all, these standards DO NOT change when the patient is at high risk for reproductive cancers!

How fucking miserable is it that to take control of your own fucking health in a first world country a woman has to have submitted to the gender roles of having children or actually have contracted cancer or some other immediately life threatening condition.

Meanwhile, the only requirements for men to receive a vasectomy (at least int he states) is that they’re over the age of 18 and are of sound mind and body.

zombooyah2thesequel:“Boardrooms and business deals. I’m just not...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:32:47 -0400

zombooyah2thesequel:

“Boardrooms and business deals. I’m just not that kind of Croft.”

greglestrade: Tumblr Mobile: 12 people liked your post Me: which post? Tumblr Mobile: These 12...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:31:53 -0400

greglestrade:

Tumblr Mobile: 12 people liked your post

Me: which post?

Tumblr Mobile: These 12 people

Me: No, I mean, WHAT did they like?

Tumblr Mobile: These guys did

Me:

Tumblr Mobile: :D