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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tsarinajissa
six-months-from-never

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

“TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY”

chandraleeschwartz

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

“There is a castle on a cloud…”

jelliclephantomfaces

*holds broom horizontally*

“Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!”

nerdnuggets

*sweeps broom angrily*

“IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!”

divawithanunspoiledagenda

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

elderpooptarts

*hits broom handle on the ground and tap dances* LOOK AT ME! IM THE KING OF NEW YORK!

i-cant-i-have-rehearsal

*gently places broom against a wall* I’m the belle of the ball in my own little corner!

scriblonza

*broom starts dancing of its own accord*
BE.
OUR.
GUEST!

handtosondheim

so apparently musicals have a thing for brooms huh

osheamobile

we all love a sweeping musical number

Source: six-months-from-never
whatsnew-lgbtq
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Source: thenamesjocelyn what a lifesaver i didn't spend any money on textbooks for 2 whole years
onlyafewunderstand

Trump won’t stop tearing up official papers so the White House archives employ a staff to tape them back together for the National Archives

mostlysignssomeportents

Trump is notorious for his “filing system”: when he is finished with a piece of paper, he tears it into tiny pieces and throws it away, which is fine if you’re a CEO (maybe), but is radioactively illegal under the Presidential Records Act, because the President works for the public, and is required by law to archive their official papers and save them for public scrutiny.

White House staffers gave up on trying to explain this to Trump, who just kept on tearing up everything, from official letters from Senators to letters from constituents to notes and other paperwork.

The staffers – paid nearly $70,000 year – ended up with full-time jobs retrieving scraps of paper from Trump’s trash-can and piecing them back together with clear tape so they can be filed in the National Archives. Some of these staffers were eventually fired; they’ve spoken to Politico about their year in the Trump administration as paper-tapers.

https://boingboing.net/2018/06/11/presidential-records-act.html

randomthingsthatilike123

i thought this was satire considering the topic and the site is called boing boing but no Politico also covered this. this is real.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/10/trump-papers-filing-system-635164

teratomatastic

stopholdingontoair

IMAGINE IMPEACHING A PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE CANT STOP DOING SOMETHING I TRAINED MY PUPPY TO STOP IN 2 WEEKS.

kathereal

Woooooow

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magicmumu
shitmygaywifesays

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

shitmygaywifesays

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.   😍😍 😍

tomatomagica

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